My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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