Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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