everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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