I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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