hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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