it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
