i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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