I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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