What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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