Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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