I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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