Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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