So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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