I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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