Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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