she looked like the before picture.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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