if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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