he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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