wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
