that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
