Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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