This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
