I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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