I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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