in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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