Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Pappa wants mamma naked
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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