and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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