Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
