that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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