I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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