This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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