Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I need to calm my uterus...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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