There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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