i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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