I wish I could punch you in the face.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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