It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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