Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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