Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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