...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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