why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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