I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
