I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
