Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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