Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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