We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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