What a fucking waste of an outfit
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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