I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I just found puke in my bra..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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