I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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