Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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