If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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