it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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