I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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