No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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