8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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