When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize