make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
