There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's just like the Real World with babies
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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