just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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