I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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